Contact

Kindly direct electronic missives to eponymous@adamstrauss.com.

Sign up for my mailing list below to receive, in all likelihood, nothing. I may occasionally email you if I have a show in your area, or if the irrevocable loneliness inherent in the human condition becomes too suffocating.

First name: (this is what people call you who are trying to sell you things)
Last name: (if you were born into a partrilineal society*, this is the word that people say after "mister" when trying to sell your father things)
Email: (this is where people inform you about cutting-edge advances in the field of genital enlargement medicine)
Zip code: (I'll use this to hunt you down and lurk in your shrubbery**. No wait, I mean, to tell you when I have a show near you)

* Bissagos tribespeople: please consult reigning goddess queen

** or in the case of urbanites, your fire escape