I am incredibly proud (of the self-satisfied variety, personally my favorite vintage) that I have no idea what twerking is. I had an urge to google it a few weeks ago but then thought, why? Why sacrifice another chunk of my attention at the altar of some ephemeral cultural totem for the scant payoff of momentary distraction from my own at-times painful but ultimately still miraculous existence? I’ve since assiduously protected this tiny untrodden corner of my innocence, which has mostly entailed not reading anything about Miley Cyrus (I know – or strongly suspect – that she either originated or popularized whatever this thing is). I feel like if I can make it another two weeks I’ll be home free.
the future (shows)I have shows most nights, so if you're seeing this message that just means I've been too lazy to update the calendar. Email email@example.com and I'll let you know what I'm up to.
the past (tweets)
- New show premiering 7/27! @duncantrussell @GiuliaRozzi @noahgcomedy kick off my 90 Minute Psychedelic Comedy Hour! https://t.co/LX2Lg17fLK 04:45:13 PM July 20, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- It's @TheMushroomCure's closing weekend. Thanks so much to the everyone who's seen or otherwise supported the show. What a trip it's been. 05:04:59 PM June 30, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- Proceeds from first SF performances of @TheMushroomCure donated to @HeffterResearch @MAPS & @BeckleyResearch (I rou… https://t.co/uMFokzztxS 01:40:01 PM June 22, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- RT @MAPS: Join @BradBurge_ of @MAPS for a Q&A after @AtomStrauss' show, @TheMushroomCure, on June 22, 2017 in #SanFrancisco: https://t.co/G… 04:58:14 PM June 20, 2017 from Twitter Web Client