I am incredibly proud (of the self-satisfied variety, personally my favorite vintage) that I have no idea what twerking is. I had an urge to google it a few weeks ago but then thought, why? Why sacrifice another chunk of my attention at the altar of some ephemeral cultural totem for the scant payoff of momentary distraction from my own at-times painful but ultimately still miraculous existence? I’ve since assiduously protected this tiny untrodden corner of my innocence, which has mostly entailed not reading anything about Miley Cyrus (I know – or strongly suspect – that she either originated or popularized whatever this thing is). I feel like if I can make it another two weeks I’ll be home free.
the future (shows)I have shows most nights, so if you're seeing this message that just means I've been too lazy to update the calendar. Email email@example.com and I'll let you know what I'm up to.
the past (tweets)
- In 25 minutes I'll be on the @psymposia stage at #PS17 talking OCD, ayahuasca, and whatever else I can think of in the next 25 minutes. about 19 hours ago from Twitter for Android
- Loving #PS17. Not many conferences have networking sessions til 6am https://t.co/LqgRGyeJl7 10:26:40 PM April 22, 2017 from Twitter for Android
- Our second SF @TheMushroomCure is tonight, and once again, all proceeds go to @MAPS. And then I'm off to #PS17! https://t.co/mcZeiVPLJe 04:07:30 PM April 21, 2017 from Twitter Web Client