I am incredibly proud (of the self-satisfied variety, personally my favorite vintage) that I have no idea what twerking is. I had an urge to google it a few weeks ago but then thought, why? Why sacrifice another chunk of my attention at the altar of some ephemeral cultural totem for the scant payoff of momentary distraction from my own at-times painful but ultimately still miraculous existence? I’ve since assiduously protected this tiny untrodden corner of my innocence, which has mostly entailed not reading anything about Miley Cyrus (I know – or strongly suspect – that she either originated or popularized whatever this thing is). I feel like if I can make it another two weeks I’ll be home free.
the future (shows)I have shows most nights, so if you're seeing this message that just means I've been too lazy to update the calendar. Email email@example.com and I'll let you know what I'm up to.
the past (tweets)
- RT @TribecaComedyLg: Sold out show tnt with @atomstrauss @Subhah @whataboutjoe @DannyPalmerNYC! And tomorrow's already sold out at @DarkHor… 07:31:29 PM March 24, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- RT @MAPS: #FollowFriday Psychedelic Comedians: @ShaneComedy @DuncanTrussell @AtomStrauss @ChelseaHandler @JoeRogan @MattNealComedy @DougSta… 06:25:33 PM February 17, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- RT @TribecaComedyLg: Tonight 8pm at @DarkHorseComedy, @duncantrussell @atomstrauss @GiuliaRozzi & @GaryVider say laughter-inducing words! h… 07:32:14 PM February 04, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- Very excited and other adjectives for tonight's @TheMushroomCure. Last one sold out, so grab advance tix at https://t.co/3a2cSNGI43 03:23:26 PM January 31, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- Looking forward to a long, fun night. Doing @TheMushroomCure at @CherryLnTheatre, then stand up at @DarkHorseComedy & @BroadwayComedy 05:44:54 PM January 28, 2017 from Twitter for Android