I am incredibly proud (of the self-satisfied variety, personally my favorite vintage) that I have no idea what twerking is. I had an urge to google it a few weeks ago but then thought, why? Why sacrifice another chunk of my attention at the altar of some ephemeral cultural totem for the scant payoff of momentary distraction from my own at-times painful but ultimately still miraculous existence? I’ve since assiduously protected this tiny untrodden corner of my innocence, which has mostly entailed not reading anything about Miley Cyrus (I know – or strongly suspect – that she either originated or popularized whatever this thing is). I feel like if I can make it another two weeks I’ll be home free.
the future (shows)
the past (tweets)
- Thrilled to announce that on December 7th, the biggest dose yet of @TheMushroomCure kicks in: a 21-date off-Broadwa… https://t.co/Gj0Ze6YXJr 12:15:20 PM November 22, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- Tomorrow 9pm at @AssemblageNYC it's the Psychedelic Comedy Hour with @EsterKay & @IamMikeCannon! Prepare to have yo… https://t.co/hL6MALsrAC 12:51:33 PM November 08, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- Vermont! Tired of looking at the stunning foliage? Well this weekend you can look at me instead.… https://t.co/kqQYYmH9rH 04:30:21 PM October 20, 2017 from Instagram
- Shows in Vermont this weekend! Fri - @TheMushroomCure Sat - The Uncertainty Principle Sun - Look at pretty leaves https://t.co/4FfKVImGbV 01:29:29 PM October 19, 2017 from Twitter Web Client
- RT @OSFKasia: Last night heard best drug-inspired comedy stand up EVER! @atomstrauss, I am a groupie. https://t.co/h0ZlKFS31e #microdos… 11:41:37 AM October 09, 2017 from Twitter Web Client