I am incredibly proud (of the self-satisfied variety, personally my favorite vintage) that I have no idea what twerking is. I had an urge to google it a few weeks ago but then thought, why? Why sacrifice another chunk of my attention at the altar of some ephemeral cultural totem for the scant payoff of momentary distraction from my own at-times painful but ultimately still miraculous existence? I’ve since assiduously protected this tiny untrodden corner of my innocence, which has mostly entailed not reading anything about Miley Cyrus (I know – or strongly suspect – that she either originated or popularized whatever this thing is). I feel like if I can make it another two weeks I’ll be home free.
the future (shows)I have shows most nights, so if you're seeing this message that just means I've been too lazy to update the calendar. Email firstname.lastname@example.org and I'll let you know what I'm up to.
the past (tweets)
- Round 3 (aka second extension) of @TheMushroomCure off-Broadway starts tonight! I just have to pick the right shirt… https://t.co/CXkaoKSRLK 03:10:08 PM February 03, 2018 from Twitter Web Client
- RT @MAPS: .@TheMushroomCure has been extended for two more months at #NYC's @Theatre80! Every Saturday night through 3/31, comedian @atomst… 04:06:36 PM February 02, 2018 from Twitter Web Client
- I'm all sorts of positive adjectives to announce that @TheMushroomCure's off-Broadway run is extending again, this… https://t.co/iIk1q9p6nw 01:16:38 PM January 25, 2018 from Twitter Web Client
- .@MAPS researcher Dr. Ingmar Gorman is on the front lines of a revolution that I truly believe (/fervently hope) wi… https://t.co/58QgGN6Mkz 04:16:15 PM January 19, 2018 from Twitter Web Client